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I Finally Watched Batman v Superman and Now I’m Dead Inside

A couple of days ago, due to morbid curiosity after viewing author Daniel José Older (@djolder)’s tweets and AJ’s continuously hilarious jabs at the film, I finally saw Batman v Superman and…let’s just say that somehow, somewhere, Mephisto probably has my soul now.

I’d pull a Doom and fight my way through Mephisto’s realm to get it back a la Ultimate Alliance, but upon further review, I found that like Magik, I could probably do more damage without it.


It’s true.

On a more serious note, it is true. I made myself watch the entirety of Batman v Superman. Except while I thought I was watching the theatrical cut, it turned out I was watching the ULTIMATE X-TREME BEAR CLAW WINTER CYCLONE EDITION.

That’s right, y’all.

I accidentally subjected myself to 20 extra minutes of pain and suffering. And because every scene made me physically ill, this three hour and two minute movie took five hours to watch.


The opposite of tiny, of course.

Of course, because an “L” of this magnitude should be immortalized, I took the liberty of live-tweeting the experience. I briefly considered writing an angry review of the Decepticon film, but because I could never top the Crying Jordan award that AJ handed the film in her review here, I decided against it.

So, without further ado, I present to you Batman v Superman: Dawn of This Should Have Been Man of Steel 2 or Rather We Should Have Done The Martian Invasion Here But Since No One On This Production Loved Themselves, This Is What We’re Out Here Doin’:

What’d you think of my tweetstorm? Would you like to see more of this with other films and tv shows?

Let me know in the comments below!


Images From:, Tumblr, Jphomeentertainment

2 thoughts on “I Finally Watched Batman v Superman and Now I’m Dead Inside

  1. Oh my God, your live Tweet roast of Batman v Superman is hilarious. The GIFs and the comments:

    “8 minutes in and this is hot dookie.”
    “Lieutenant Dan out here wildin’ on Superman’s statue…”

    This movie is trash. Well done, well done.

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