Greetings, y’all. This week we have returned with the second episode of our new podcast, We Robbed a Zoo. In this episode, we talk about human on buffalo-lion-wolf creature romances, “exclusively gay moments”, Sam Worthington, and Aquaman and Sony’s Venom stand-alone release date shuffle. Oh, and we casually shit-talk Iron Fist and it’s equally shitty debut. It … Continue reading
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Miracle on Shou-Lao Street: Iron Fist Can Still Be Asian-American
If you are like me and are part of the Petty Supreme Team™, you are probably still stewing over the Iron Fist casting and then even the subsequent promo photos. You see, every time the Marvel posts promos for Iron Fist–aka posts random social media material concerning a suburban White dude on hard times doing … Continue reading
#AbandonSwift: Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift Are Finally Over
Last time on Dragon Ball Z… I threw a photo on the site and everyone thought Tom Hiddleston was dead…when in reality he was Hobbit-trekking/ Batman spelunking through Mordor publically attached to the hip of good-for-nothing Frodo-esque Taylor Swift. This included Calvin Harris swooping in periodically to bring down a sh*t storm of hilarity and … Continue reading
#AbandonSwift: A Twitter Story and PSA For Tom Hiddleston
So Twitter–which I have literally been a part of for 2.5 days–has given the world something to rally behind instead of #BLM for the whole of 24 hours…as well as giving slawin’ ass E! News something to half-assedly report about. Yeah, that was shade for not backing BasedGod Calvin™, (one of the Supreme Seven™), and … Continue reading
“Batman V Superman: Versus The World”
*Mild Spoilers if for some reason you are living under a rock* Originally, my intent was to give a solid review of Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice point for point but like the muted saturation of the color-scheme and overall tone of the movie I was drained. But my homie Krillin hit me with a … Continue reading
X-Men: Apocalypse – A Brief Acknowledgment
*Mild Spoilers* So, Fox saw fit to release yet another X-Men installment. What makes this one so damning is that it was released following the really bad Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice and the really good Captain America: Civil War. First of all, what is with all of these friggin’ colons and second of all: … Continue reading
T.V. Review: Gravity Falls Finale
This is more of a reaction post rather than an actual review, because let’s face it if I were to to do a full-blown review it would take forever. So very mild spoilers ahead. So as you may or may not know, one of the better cartoon TV-shows of the 2010s – I won’t even … Continue reading
Reboot Beatdown: Fantasic 4 (2015) vs. Fantastic Four (2005)
……… I don’t know if anybody has noticed lately, but we are currently in a Superhero/blockbuster- sequel-reboot rut. Even though I really enjoyed Jurassic World, thanks in part to me just loving dinosaurs (I am currently training to become a certified T-rex Wrangler), I’m giving it side-eye for its technical sequel and reboot status. We … Continue reading
Daredevil T.V. Series: Season 1 Viewer Reactions
After procrastinating super hard and eating all of the Nutella. I have finally done it…watching all of Netflix Daredevil. For all of the sleep and process time lost, it was worth it. I’m telling you I had to pace myself, limiting it to two hours daily anymore than that and I would have transformed in … Continue reading
Midnight At The Zoo: Giveaway Winner!
The Midnight At The Zoo Giveaway has reached an end. We had many entries and for that we want to thank you, but there can only be one winner. And that winner is… Kenneth Helmick of West Virginia I’m also going to throw in a random shout out to my Rhode Island peoples, I see … Continue reading