Ghostbusters Review: Leslie Jones, You Deserve Better
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Ghostbusters Review: Leslie Jones, You Deserve Better

I like to keep y’all gagging for more. So every 6 months or so, I swing by the Zoo with a sarcastic review of some mediocre movie I’ve had the displeasure of watching. Today, ladies and gents, that movie is Ghostbusters. Not the original, obviously. No…unfortunately, it’s the crappy remake. Melissa McCarthy (ew), Kate McKinnon … Continue reading

‘Captain America: Civil War’ – Did It Live Up To the Hype?
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‘Captain America: Civil War’ – Did It Live Up To the Hype?

***Possible (?) spoilers. Beware*** Is Oscar Isaac a sex god? Does Rosario Dawson have cheekbones that could cut through marble? Does Chadwick Boseman possess a smile that is so dazzling that it could make the most annoying prude swoon? The answer to all of these questions is “yes” and therefore, by the transitive property of … Continue reading

Our Top 10 Posts of 2015
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Our Top 10 Posts of 2015

What’s shaking, lovers of the Zoo? It has been the hottest of minutes since you heard from us. We apologize for this, as we are preparing to get our lives and get ourselves together in the new year. That said, while 2015 was an incredibly ROUGH year for us—and many others—it did have its extreme … Continue reading

The Last Witch Hunter Review: Vin Diesel Talking Is The Reason We Can’t Have Nice Things.
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The Last Witch Hunter Review: Vin Diesel Talking Is The Reason We Can’t Have Nice Things.

Approximately 5000 years ago, I made a post for the Zoo. It’s been way too damn long and I miss it; so naturally, I’ve come skipping/hopping/twerking back, with a review for all you lovely readers! I recently had the opportunity to see Vin Diesel’s latest action flick, The Last Witch Hunter, and lo and behold, … Continue reading

Reboot Beatdown: Fantasic 4 (2015) vs. Fantastic Four (2005)
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Reboot Beatdown: Fantasic 4 (2015) vs. Fantastic Four (2005)

  ……… I don’t know if anybody has noticed lately, but we are currently in a Superhero/blockbuster- sequel-reboot rut. Even though I really enjoyed Jurassic World, thanks in part to me just loving dinosaurs (I am currently training to become a certified T-rex Wrangler), I’m giving it side-eye for its technical sequel and reboot status. We … Continue reading