The time has come to dust off your cloak, grab your backpack, and come ready with some drinks, good wi-fi, and your roast hand. Why do I say this? Well, maybe because it’s that magical time of year when a movie that I definitely was not going to waste my time and money to see … Continue reading
Last time on Dragon Ball Z… I threw a photo on the site and everyone thought Tom Hiddleston was dead…when in reality he was Hobbit-trekking/ Batman spelunking through Mordor publically attached to the hip of good-for-nothing Frodo-esque Taylor Swift. This included Calvin Harris swooping in periodically to bring down a sh*t storm of hilarity and … Continue reading
So Twitter–which I have literally been a part of for 2.5 days–has given the world something to rally behind instead of #BLM for the whole of 24 hours…as well as giving slawin’ ass E! News something to half-assedly report about. Yeah, that was shade for not backing BasedGod Calvin™, (one of the Supreme Seven™), and … Continue reading
Lovers of Zoo. WHEN I TELL YOU THAT GOD IS A JUST GOD. GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME AND ALL THE TIME GOD IS GOOD. Y’ALL. I was taking a fucking nap yesterday when my phone started buzzing off the hook. You see, I’m a messy bitch that lives for allada drama, so the … Continue reading
*Mild Spoilers if for some reason you are living under a rock* Originally, my intent was to give a solid review of Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice point for point but like the muted saturation of the color-scheme and overall tone of the movie I was drained. But my homie Krillin hit me with a … Continue reading
*Mild Spoilers* So, Fox saw fit to release yet another X-Men installment. What makes this one so damning is that it was released following the really bad Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice and the really good Captain America: Civil War. First of all, what is with all of these friggin’ colons and second of all: … Continue reading
What’s shaking, lovers of the Zoo? It has been the hottest of minutes since you heard from us. We apologize for this, as we are preparing to get our lives and get ourselves together in the new year. That said, while 2015 was an incredibly ROUGH year for us—and many others—it did have its extreme … Continue reading
……… I don’t know if anybody has noticed lately, but we are currently in a Superhero/blockbuster- sequel-reboot rut. Even though I really enjoyed Jurassic World, thanks in part to me just loving dinosaurs (I am currently training to become a certified T-rex Wrangler), I’m giving it side-eye for its technical sequel and reboot status. We … Continue reading
And the countdown to awesome begins. We all know that the long-awaited and heavily pushed for (if I see one more trailer and/or TV spot…) summer sequel, The Avengers: Age of Ultron, is less than a month away. And here, at The Zoo, we thought that maybe it would be the perfect time to try out … Continue reading
I am back with Week 2 of “Month of Miyazaki”, (which is paying homage to both my childhood memories of watching Toonami after school and the man–whose name is half of the title–and creator of these awesome films. I must admit, I am ultra-pleased at the amount of views the previous post got as well … Continue reading
