Greetings, y’all. This week we have returned with the second episode of our new podcast, We Robbed a Zoo. In this episode, we talk about human on buffalo-lion-wolf creature romances, “exclusively gay moments”, Sam Worthington, and Aquaman and Sony’s Venom stand-alone release date shuffle. Oh, and we casually shit-talk Iron Fist and it’s equally shitty debut. It … Continue reading
Greetings, lovers of the Zoo. After three long years of talking major cash on the internet (aka blogging in a way that only we can), we’ve finally moved on to Phase 2 in our plan for world domination: ….Starting a podcast. You may be wondering why hell we decided to start a podcast now. … Continue reading
If you are like me and are part of the Petty Supreme Team™, you are probably still stewing over the Iron Fist casting and then even the subsequent promo photos. You see, every time the Marvel posts promos for Iron Fist–aka posts random social media material concerning a suburban White dude on hard times doing … Continue reading
The time has come to dust off your cloak, grab your backpack, and come ready with some drinks, good wi-fi, and your roast hand. Why do I say this? Well, maybe because it’s that magical time of year when a movie that I definitely was not going to waste my time and money to see … Continue reading
Last time on Dragon Ball Z… I threw a photo on the site and everyone thought Tom Hiddleston was dead…when in reality he was Hobbit-trekking/ Batman spelunking through Mordor publically attached to the hip of good-for-nothing Frodo-esque Taylor Swift. This included Calvin Harris swooping in periodically to bring down a sh*t storm of hilarity and … Continue reading
So Twitter–which I have literally been a part of for 2.5 days–has given the world something to rally behind instead of #BLM for the whole of 24 hours…as well as giving slawin’ ass E! News something to half-assedly report about. Yeah, that was shade for not backing BasedGod Calvin™, (one of the Supreme Seven™), and … Continue reading
Lovers of Zoo. WHEN I TELL YOU THAT GOD IS A JUST GOD. GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME AND ALL THE TIME GOD IS GOOD. Y’ALL. I was taking a fucking nap yesterday when my phone started buzzing off the hook. You see, I’m a messy bitch that lives for allada drama, so the … Continue reading
