12 Fictional Characters With Questionable Morals Who I’d Rather Have As President of the United States
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12 Fictional Characters With Questionable Morals Who I’d Rather Have As President of the United States

Lovers of the Zoo. It’s been awhile. The last time I wrote here, we did not yet have an Unstable Orange™ as the next president. Lucifer Swift™ was still underground and not out in the open, conspiring to make a “hip-hop” album with Supreme Light Skinnnedt™ Drake. And I could have sworn Ghost in the … Continue reading

It’s Time to Face Facts: Cam Newton Has Been Abducted By Aliens
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It’s Time to Face Facts: Cam Newton Has Been Abducted By Aliens

Lovers of the Zoo. I took a break this past week because, after two straight weeks of mounting ammunition against White Feminists™  and  White Supremacist Comic Book Fans™, I decided that the petty needed to be put on the charger. Of course, in the week I was off, a lot of things happened. Another Black … Continue reading

#AbandonSwift: A Twitter Story and PSA For Tom Hiddleston
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#AbandonSwift: A Twitter Story and PSA For Tom Hiddleston

So Twitter–which I have literally been a part of for 2.5 days–has given the world something to rally behind instead of #BLM for the whole of 24 hours…as well as giving slawin’ ass E! News something to half-assedly report about. Yeah, that was shade for not backing BasedGod Calvin™, (one of the Supreme Seven™), and … Continue reading

DING DONG! Taylor Swift’s Career Has Been Cancelled By Kim Kardashian-West
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DING DONG! Taylor Swift’s Career Has Been Cancelled By Kim Kardashian-West

Lovers of Zoo. WHEN I TELL YOU THAT GOD IS A JUST GOD. GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME AND ALL THE TIME GOD IS GOOD. Y’ALL. I was taking a fucking nap yesterday when my phone started buzzing off the hook. You see, I’m a messy bitch that lives for allada drama, so the … Continue reading

Unlike Taylor Swift’s Other Exes, Calvin Harris Apparently Has Some Fight Back
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Unlike Taylor Swift’s Other Exes, Calvin Harris Apparently Has Some Fight Back

UPDATE: AFTER CALVIN HARRIS THREW UP THE LAYUP L, KIM KARDASHIAN-WEST SLAMMED IT DOWN ON TAYLOR SWIFT’S HEAD. READ THIS POST FOR MORE DEETS, Y’ALL. Greetings, Lovers of the Zoo. If you’re like me, you woke up today, ready to have a mundane ass Wednesday. And then, SUDDENLY, out of nowhere the Fire Nation attacked…Calvin … Continue reading

I Finally Watched Batman v Superman and Now I’m Dead Inside
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I Finally Watched Batman v Superman and Now I’m Dead Inside

A couple of days ago, due to morbid curiosity after viewing author Daniel José Older (@djolder)’s tweets and AJ’s continuously hilarious jabs at the film, I finally saw Batman v Superman and…let’s just say that somehow, somewhere, Mephisto probably has my soul now. I’d pull a Doom and fight my way through Mephisto’s realm to … Continue reading

We Need To Beef Up Security At The Cookout
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We Need To Beef Up Security At The Cookout

The Cookout™. It is a pair of words that mean nothing when they are both looked at in isolation but mean everything when they are brought together in holy matrimony of Blackness. Next to the infamous and embattled Black Card™, The Cookout™ is the ultimate determinant of coolness (aka Blackness or proximity to Blackness thereof). … Continue reading