Greetings, lovers of the Zoo. I know you are all wondering: where in the f*ck did I go? There are a couple of explanations for that. Besides wading through my final year of college (fingers crossed), a myriad of health issues, and election coverage so sad and laughable that I was trying to figure out … Continue reading
Thank ya’ll for joining on this post today, because I know I have been leaving ya’ll high and dry lately. And I wish that I could come back on some insightful wisdom sh*t, but I can’t. Not today. My laptop is still broken because I am both to poor and too lazy to get it … Continue reading
Greetings, lovers of the zoo! A couple of months ago, our leader/supreme overlord, Sublime Kai, wrote a post about expecting some incoming changes to our venerable website. Since then, we’ve brought on a number of writers, changed our layout, and done host of other small things to make your experience here a great one. That … Continue reading
Hello, lovers of the zoo! It’s been a long time since I’ve written anything here, but alas! I have returned. And since school has just started for me, I decided that the best way to celebrate my return was to craft yet another “annoying” list. So, without further ado, here are eight annoying things about … Continue reading
But before I get into all of that, I’d like to apologize for the long hiatus and once again reiterate that the zookeepers are not in fact dead. Since it’s finally summer time, expect more posts to come your way. For now, however, let’s get back to moving in. Quite frankly, that sh*t sucks. And … Continue reading
The time of year when classes are either over or coming to an end. This can only mean it’s exam time. Usually, this event will whittle away at even the most stable psyche revealing either one of two things: Student A You have your actual life together. You also most likely did all of your … Continue reading
This list is pretty self-explanatory…except for maybe the featured picture, which I picked because if i picked the usual “sorority stereotype” picture it would be completely unnecessary and it is simply my reaction-face to life in general. So here it is right now, I apologize if that is not (somehow) what you thought this was … Continue reading
Trust me it will happen. Been there done that. 1. You are going learn new things everyday. Even if you aren’t the type to pay actual attention in class everyday (me), you are going to learn something new everyday. Whether it’s something learned from the school paper, or from the very public walkway where everyone … Continue reading
Now, I’ve always said that I’d rather be really cold than really hot. You see, I have been under the (relatively) false impression that getting warmer is easier than getting colder. Having lived through this polar vortex sh*t, however, I’m semi-compelled to change my mind. As a lot of you know, I hate just about … Continue reading
As I sat in class today, thinking about what I would write about I figured that I would do something simple and easy (plus it was something I was putting off for quite some time). As everyone knows I try to treat each day with just as much grandeur as the last (like Mary Poppins … Continue reading
