Wonder Woman’s Body Hair Is Not A “Feminist” Issue. It Is A White Feminist Issue
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Wonder Woman’s Body Hair Is Not A “Feminist” Issue. It Is A White Feminist Issue

It is said that every 60 seconds (don’t quote me), White feminists do and say some shit that is so woefully asinine and obtuse that the world has to collectively Megazord Up™! and challenge them on it. Of course, since that is very fucking often, we tend to ignore most of what they say and … Continue reading

#AbandonSwift: Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift Are Finally Over
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#AbandonSwift: Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift Are Finally Over

Last time on Dragon Ball Z… I threw a photo on the site and everyone thought Tom Hiddleston was dead…when in reality he was Hobbit-trekking/ Batman spelunking through Mordor publically attached to the hip of good-for-nothing Frodo-esque Taylor Swift.  This included Calvin Harris swooping in periodically to bring down a sh*t storm of hilarity and … Continue reading

Ghostbusters Review: Leslie Jones, You Deserve Better
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Ghostbusters Review: Leslie Jones, You Deserve Better

I like to keep y’all gagging for more. So every 6 months or so, I swing by the Zoo with a sarcastic review of some mediocre movie I’ve had the displeasure of watching. Today, ladies and gents, that movie is Ghostbusters. Not the original, obviously. No…unfortunately, it’s the crappy remake. Melissa McCarthy (ew), Kate McKinnon … Continue reading

#AbandonSwift: A Twitter Story and PSA For Tom Hiddleston
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#AbandonSwift: A Twitter Story and PSA For Tom Hiddleston

So Twitter–which I have literally been a part of for 2.5 days–has given the world something to rally behind instead of #BLM for the whole of 24 hours…as well as giving slawin’ ass E! News something to half-assedly report about. Yeah, that was shade for not backing BasedGod Calvin™, (one of the Supreme Seven™), and … Continue reading

DING DONG! Taylor Swift’s Career Has Been Cancelled By Kim Kardashian-West
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DING DONG! Taylor Swift’s Career Has Been Cancelled By Kim Kardashian-West

Lovers of Zoo. WHEN I TELL YOU THAT GOD IS A JUST GOD. GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME AND ALL THE TIME GOD IS GOOD. Y’ALL. I was taking a fucking nap yesterday when my phone started buzzing off the hook. You see, I’m a messy bitch that lives for allada drama, so the … Continue reading

Unlike Taylor Swift’s Other Exes, Calvin Harris Apparently Has Some Fight Back
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Unlike Taylor Swift’s Other Exes, Calvin Harris Apparently Has Some Fight Back

UPDATE: AFTER CALVIN HARRIS THREW UP THE LAYUP L, KIM KARDASHIAN-WEST SLAMMED IT DOWN ON TAYLOR SWIFT’S HEAD. READ THIS POST FOR MORE DEETS, Y’ALL. Greetings, Lovers of the Zoo. If you’re like me, you woke up today, ready to have a mundane ass Wednesday. And then, SUDDENLY, out of nowhere the Fire Nation attacked…Calvin … Continue reading

About This Nicki Versus Miley Feud: Nicki Doesn’t Have to be the “Bigger Person”
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About This Nicki Versus Miley Feud: Nicki Doesn’t Have to be the “Bigger Person”

Last night, I made the conscious decision not to watch the VMAs. After tuning in and suffering through it for the last two years for the sake of you lovers of the Zoo, I decided that I needed a break from the tomf*ckery, mediocrity, and shenanigans that are the VMAs. And judging by the various … Continue reading