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AJ's Corner / Celebrity News / Movies / News
#AbandonSwift: Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift Are Finally Over
Last time on Dragon Ball Z… I threw a photo on the site and everyone thought Tom Hiddleston was dead…when in reality he was Hobbit-trekking/ Batman spelunking through Mordor publically attached to the hip of good-for-nothing Frodo-esque Taylor Swift. This included Calvin Harris swooping in periodically to bring down a sh*t storm of hilarity and … Continue reading
AJ's Corner / Celebrity News / Funny / Life / News
#AbandonSwift: A Twitter Story and PSA For Tom Hiddleston
So Twitter–which I have literally been a part of for 2.5 days–has given the world something to rally behind instead of #BLM for the whole of 24 hours…as well as giving slawin’ ass E! News something to half-assedly report about. Yeah, that was shade for not backing BasedGod Calvin™, (one of the Supreme Seven™), and … Continue reading
Celebrity News / Funny / Lex's Corner / News / Other News
Unlike Taylor Swift’s Other Exes, Calvin Harris Apparently Has Some Fight Back
UPDATE: AFTER CALVIN HARRIS THREW UP THE LAYUP L, KIM KARDASHIAN-WEST SLAMMED IT DOWN ON TAYLOR SWIFT’S HEAD. READ THIS POST FOR MORE DEETS, Y’ALL. Greetings, Lovers of the Zoo. If you’re like me, you woke up today, ready to have a mundane ass Wednesday. And then, SUDDENLY, out of nowhere the Fire Nation attacked…Calvin … Continue reading
Celebrity News / Movie News / Movies / News
Check Out Tom Hiddleston’s Outstanding Letter to Joss Whedon Concerning ‘The Avengers’ Script
Before I even begin explaining this entire story, I must say this: Never (I may be exaggerating a tad) in my life have I read something as eloquent, articulate, and fervent as Tom Hiddleston’s letter to Joss Whedon. I mean, this dude busted out the word “self-aggrandisement”. I can feel the entirety of my education … Continue reading
The Secret Life of AJ Parker: A Day In My Life
As I sat in class today, thinking about what I would write about I figured that I would do something simple and easy (plus it was something I was putting off for quite some time). As everyone knows I try to treat each day with just as much grandeur as the last (like Mary Poppins … Continue reading
Down At The Box Office: Marvel Proves They Can Do Great Sequels When ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Scores No.1
Judging by the sheer amount of money it raked in Thor: The Dark World was the top choice for moviegoers this weekend. No Surprise here. And here is my reaction… The action-thriller starring Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Natalie Portman and Anthony Hopkins, and the second follow-up to The Avengers, slayed the competition and earned $86.1 million in its opening weekend. … Continue reading
