If you are like me and are part of the Petty Supreme Team™, you are probably still stewing over the Iron Fist casting and then even the subsequent promo photos. You see, every time the Marvel posts promos for Iron Fist–aka posts random social media material concerning a suburban White dude on hard times doing … Continue reading
Hell hath no fury like a White woman who is insecure. This is fairly a blunt ass way to start this piece off, since I haven’t seen y’all in like two months. To be fair, The Orange™ has been fucking so much shit up that it’s been giving me whiplash and simultaneous fatigue as a … Continue reading
The time has come to dust off your cloak, grab your backpack, and come ready with some drinks, good wi-fi, and your roast hand. Why do I say this? Well, maybe because it’s that magical time of year when a movie that I definitely was not going to waste my time and money to see … Continue reading
*co-written by Wicked Womanist* Does that title make you uncomfortable? Does potentially confronting the forces that contributed to the atrocity that was the murder of 14-year-old Emmett Till rub you the wrong way? Good. Because if that’s the case, this tweet should bother you as well: I’ll be honest with you. A lot of my … Continue reading
I like to keep y’all gagging for more. So every 6 months or so, I swing by the Zoo with a sarcastic review of some mediocre movie I’ve had the displeasure of watching. Today, ladies and gents, that movie is Ghostbusters. Not the original, obviously. No…unfortunately, it’s the crappy remake. Melissa McCarthy (ew), Kate McKinnon … Continue reading
UPDATE: AFTER CALVIN HARRIS THREW UP THE LAYUP L, KIM KARDASHIAN-WEST SLAMMED IT DOWN ON TAYLOR SWIFT’S HEAD. READ THIS POST FOR MORE DEETS, Y’ALL. Greetings, Lovers of the Zoo. If you’re like me, you woke up today, ready to have a mundane ass Wednesday. And then, SUDDENLY, out of nowhere the Fire Nation attacked…Calvin … Continue reading
A couple of days ago, due to morbid curiosity after viewing author Daniel José Older (@djolder)’s tweets and AJ’s continuously hilarious jabs at the film, I finally saw Batman v Superman and…let’s just say that somehow, somewhere, Mephisto probably has my soul now. I’d pull a Doom and fight my way through Mephisto’s realm to … Continue reading
Greetings, fairest denizens of the Zoo. While it’s been awhile since I last talked to each and every one of you, I am here to say that it has been a WILD couple of days for us over at the Zoo–and frankly for comic book fans at-large as well. On top coming off of a Captain … Continue reading
***Originally published on Moviepilot*** Rumor has it that Fantastic Four will be rebooted. Again. Which should come as a surprise to no one. Granted, this rumor has mostly been debunked, but I’m still interested in discussing the possibilities. You see, two months ago, I watched Fox try their hand—for a third time—at bringing Marvel’s First … Continue reading
I never in my 2+ decades of life thought I would be seriously typing out that headline, but here I am. For those of you who don’t know, “Deez Nuts” started out as a funny ass internet joke some months ago (but had been very popular, conversation-silencing phrase and tactic for years now). However, it … Continue reading
